Official Debate Excuse Thread

[LurkerNoMore]

Go ahead... start making your excuses now for the success or failure of either candidate.

Ronny Jackson returns to his drug days?  Cocaine?  Hyped up on Mt. Dew (hahaha)?  Got stung on the tongue by a bee?  Invisible teleprompter?  Orange makeup in his eyes?  Ear piece not working?

Don't be shy.  Trot those CTs out now and let us all have a laugh.

[Grape Ape]

Well, the deck is stacked in Biden's favor, considering the network and the hosts.

And all Biden will talk about is Jan 6, the word "convicted felon", then continue to lie about the inflation numbers when he took office, and how great the economy is.

If Trump is able to heed the myriad of advices he's getting about being calm and measure to win independents, he could be fine.  But I doubt he'll do that.

In other words, probably won't learn a thing or change anything.

But the mere fact it's happening today shows the Democrats are scared shitless. This might be an audition for Biden pre convention to see if they're going to dump him.

[GymnJuice]

The walk from the edge of the stage to the podium was too long, his shoes weren't properly fitted, the floor was slippery.

 

[SOMEPARTS]

Get used to this look on Biden.

[Coach is Back!]

Go ahead... start making your excuses now for the success or failure of either candidate.

Ronny Jackson returns to his drug days?  Cocaine?  Hyped up on Mt. Dew (hahaha)?  Got stung on the tongue by a bee?  Invisible teleprompter?  Orange makeup in his eyes?  Ear piece not working?

Don't be shy.  Trot those CTs out now and let us all have a laugh.

Excuse for who? This is a moderators debate.

You're high yourself if you don't think Pedo Joe will be using something. Why else would anyone refuse a drug test and keep him in hiding for a week? Ear piece? No. Shouldn't be any ear pieces or listening devices for either.

If Pedo Joe shows up even slightly cognitive, then Hur was either wrong or covering to save his sagging old ass be it would prove that Biden could stand trial and be prosecuted. Chances are the Trump hating mods of CNN WILL NOT let Trump bring up....

The disastrous pull out in Afganistan

The two wars that he could have prevented

Open Borders and the Americans that have been killed by illegals as recently as TODAY, terror cells, military aged men from the middle east and China, child trafficking and the over 100,000 children that have crossed the boarders that have gone missing


The funding of Iran and the over $2 billion per year ($40 million wk) to the Taliban

This is the short list.
 

[Coach is Back!]

Biden camp dodges answering if president plans to use performance-enhancing drugs before debate

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-camp-dodges-answering-president-plans-use-performance-enhancing-drugs-before-debate

[LurkerNoMore]

Biden camp dodges answering if president plans to use performance-enhancing drugs before debate

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-camp-dodges-answering-president-plans-use-performance-enhancing-drugs-before-debate

Oh, is disgraced doc Ronny Jackson making a comeback?

The fact this is even suggested shows how retarded you are because you will fall hook, line and sinker for it.

[Coach is Back!]

Oh, is disgraced doc Ronny Jackson making a comeback?

The fact this is even suggested shows how retarded you are because you will fall hook, line and sinker for it.

Whatever you say, cupcake. If you're that confident then why are they refusing the drug test? Any imbecile, even you can see it but won't admit it. Most days he can barely stand, walk without a guide, stare off into space, stay awake, form a sentence and literally shit his pants on a stage in front of world leaders.

The last time he was a awake was during the SOU where he screamed incoherently like he was chasing kids off of his lawn.

Best hope for him (and all of us) is that he strokes out on stage from all of the shit they'll have him loaded up on. Fucker is already on a ton of meds  from the stints he has in that empty head from his past aneurysms

[Primemuscle]

Whatever you say, cupcake. If you're that confident then why are they refusing the drug test? Any imbecile, even you can see it but won't admit it. Most days he can barely stand, walk without a guide, stare off into space, stay awake, form a sentence and literally shit his pants on a stage in front of world leaders.

The last time he was a awake was during the SOU where he screamed incoherently like he was chasing kids off of his lawn.

Best hope for him (and all of us) is that he strokes out on stage from all of the shit they'll have him loaded up on. Fucker is already on a ton of meds  from the stints he has in that empty head from his past aneurysms

Trump is doing what he always does which is to discredit any event he might lose in advance so that when he fails, the excuses for why it happened will already be cemented in people's minds.

[Coach is Back!]

Trump is doing what he always does which is to discredit any event he might lose in advance so that when he fails, the excuses for why it happened will already be cemented in people's minds.

Is credit him how? He discredits himself every time he speaks every time he is in front of someone every time he shakes hands with the world leader not to mention he literally has nothing to run on. He hast to have the media and his handlers make up things, try to make people believe that the economy is good that jobs are created. Everything about his administration is a lie. I’m not joking I’m not saying it because I hate the guy, but it is true. There is nothing that is truthful about this administration or his policies. In order for him to get anything through , he hast to do an executive order or sign an executive order because he cannot get anything through the conventional way

[LurkerNoMore]

Trump is doing what he always does which is to discredit any event he might lose in advance so that when he fails, the excuses for why it happened will already be cemented in people's minds.

How funny is it when people start talking about Biden having "secret drugs" that overcome dementia /  Alzheimer's.  Like these drugs wouldn't be made available to the public.  He made this claim in the 2020 debates and in the 2016 against Clinton too.

Just like he started the "rigged election" talk months before the November election.  And the mouth breathing red hats just eat it up and parrot it.   

[LurkerNoMore]

Is credit him how? He discredits himself every time he speaks every time he is in front of someone every time he shakes hands with the world leader not to mention he literally has nothing to run on. He hast to have the media and his handlers make up things, try to make people believe that the economy is good that jobs are created. Everything about his administration is a lie. I’m not joking I’m not saying it because I hate the guy, but it is true. There is nothing that is truthful about this administration or his policies. In order for him to get anything through , he hast to do an executive order or sign an executive order because he cannot get anything through the conventional way

hahahaha.   Trumpy projections.  Do you really  need a list of his lies?      Remember this is the idiot that signed an executive order because of Twitter fact checking him. 

[AbrahamG]

Well, the deck is stacked in Biden's favor, considering the network and the hosts.

And all Biden will talk about is Jan 6, the word "convicted felon", then continue to lie about the inflation numbers when he took office, and how great the economy is.

If Trump is able to heed the myriad of advices he's getting about being calm and measure to win independents, he could be fine.  But I doubt he'll do that.

In other words, probably won't learn a thing or change anything.

But the mere fact it's happening today shows the Democrats are scared shitless. This might be an audition for Biden pre convention to see if they're going to dump him.

Trump did not have to agree to a debate this soon.  Also, last time I checked, it was Trump world already making excuses and outright asinine accusations of Biden being juiced.  Can't wait til this year is over no matter the outcome. 

My advice to Trump would be to approach Biden on the stage and offer his hand like a gentlemen.  Both before and after the debate.  Call no names.  Do not attempt to interrupt.  Lastly, talk only about his own policies and how/why they were better for America 4 and 8 years ago as well as for the next 4 years.  He does anything even resembling that and he sways Independents and will be the next POTUS.

[Irongrip400]

From what I understand there’s a one minute delay? What the fuck would be the reason for that? It’s already strange to have no audience and I get that Trump screwed himself last time by trying to overtalk, but why the broadcast delay?


Also, Trump will need to keep his cool. It’s the only way he “wins” this debate.

[Grape Ape]

Trump did not have to agree to a debate this soon.  Also, last time I checked, it was Trump world already making excuses and outright asinine accusations of Biden being juiced.  Can't wait til this year is over no matter the outcome. 

My advice to Trump would be to approach Biden on the stage and offer his hand like a gentlemen.  Both before and after the debate.  Call no names.  Do not attempt to interrupt.  Lastly, talk only about his own policies and how/why they were better for America 4 and 8 years ago as well as for the next 4 years.  He does anything even resembling that and he sways Independents and will be the next POTUS.

I agree with the second paragraph completely.

As for the first, and I am only going off one thing I skimmed - it was said the Biden team challenged Trump to a debate with a format so stacked against him that he'd say no, and they'd use that as fodder.

Then he agreed to it and here we are.  Whether it's true or not, I do not know, but there has to be some reason the Biden camp proposed it so early.

[AbrahamG]

I agree with the second paragraph completely.

As for the first, and I am only going off one thing I skimmed - it was said the Biden team challenged Trump to a debate with a format so stacked against him that he'd say no, and they'd use that as fodder.

Then he agreed to it and here we are.  Whether it's true or not, I do not know, but there has to be some reason the Biden camp proposed it so early.

If the format "being stacked" means not interrupting, that's pretty sad.  I'd guess the reason the Biden camp proposed it early if that's truly the case was because Joe was down in the polls and they thought this might be a quick way make up some ground. 

[LurkerNoMore]

I agree with the second paragraph completely.

As for the first, and I am only going off one thing I skimmed - it was said the Biden team challenged Trump to a debate with a format so stacked against him that he'd say no, and they'd use that as fodder.

Then he agreed to it and here we are.  Whether it's true or not, I do not know, but there has to be some reason the Biden camp proposed it so early.

Wasn't Trumpy - and his supporters - crowing about how Biden was scared to debate him?  Yeah, I remember that clearly.  Remember all the dementia, can't form a sentence, etc.. claims.  If not, just read the retard above, he hasn't stopped repeating them.  Then when he offered to debate, Trumpy camp had the same option to agree or disagree to the conditions that Biden's camp had.  So there was nothing unfair or stacked about this.

Funny thing is that suddenly Trumpy went from mocking and claiming that Biden can't speak, worst debater, "can't put two sentences together", to doing a 180 and leaving his supporters to push a "drugged up" excuse for the yet to be seen performance.  So if Biden does well, stays on topic, is articulate, speaks more than two sentences, etc...  then he is "jacked up?"  What if Trumpy does bad?  Lies (which he will), falls in that empty head rambling habit he has (about the trees, Elton John records, scars, sharks, electric boats, or has a little toddler tantrum etc...   what is the excuse then?  Still going to blame Bide and drugs?

[AbrahamG]

Wasn't Trumpy - and his supporters - crowing about how Biden was scared to debate him?  Yeah, I remember that clearly.  Remember all the dementia, can't form a sentence, etc.. claims.  If not, just read the retard above, he hasn't stopped repeating them.  Then when he offered to debate, Trumpy camp had the same option to agree or disagree to the conditions that Biden's camp had.  So there was nothing unfair or stacked about this.

Funny thing is that suddenly Trumpy went from mocking and claiming that Biden can't speak, worst debater, "can't put two sentences together", to doing a 180 and leaving his supporters to push a "drugged up" excuse for the yet to be seen performance.  So if Biden does well, stays on topic, is articulate, speaks more than two sentences, etc...  then he is "jacked up?"  What if Trumpy does bad?  Lies (which he will), falls in that empty head rambling habit he has (about the trees, Elton John records, scars, sharks, electric boats, or has a little toddler tantrum etc...   what is the excuse then?  Still going to blame Bide and drugs?

What did I ever do to you?   

[chaos]

From what I understand there’s a one minute delay? What the fuck would be the reason for that? It’s already strange to have no audience and I get that Trump screwed himself last time by trying to overtalk, but why the broadcast delay?


Also, Trump will need to keep his cool. It’s the only way he “wins” this debate.

We all know why they need the delay. Editing. I'm assuming there will be teleprompter problems for one candidate to blame and microphone issues for the other guy. You guys can figure out which is which.

[ElPolloSalmonello]

Painful to watch Biden. I don't think he's gonna survive the debate.

[Moontrane]

From what I understand there’s a one minute delay? What the fuck would be the reason for that? It’s already strange to have no audience and I get that Trump screwed himself last time by trying to overtalk, but why the broadcast delay?


Also, Trump will need to keep his cool. It’s the only way he “wins” this debate.

No audience as in NO AUDIENCE.



https://www.yahoo.com/news/cnn-bans-white-house-pool-203822057.html

CNN bans White House pool reporters from debate room

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The White House Correspondents' Association said on Thursday CNN has rejected multiple requests to include White House pool reporters inside the studio during the first presidential debate between incumbent Joe Biden and Republican rival Donald Trump.

The press pool, made up of representatives of major news organizations including Reuters, accompanies the president on foreign and domestic trips and normally has access to any event where he speaks or appears in public, with the goal of keeping the U.S. public informed.

It is extremely rare for them to be barred from an event in the United States.

"WHCA is deeply concerned that CNN has rejected our repeated requests to include the White House travel pool inside the studio," Kelly O'Donnell, president of the White House Correspondents' Association, said in a statement.

[Taffin]

Painful to watch Biden. I don't think he's gonna survive the debate.

The way he's gripping the podium and looking down while waiting his turn I'd swear he was listening to an ear-piece - I know he's not, but it sure looks like that...

[Moontrane]

The way he's gripping the podium and looking down while waiting his turn I'd swear he was listening to an ear-piece - I know he's not, but it sure looks like that...

No spoilers, dang it!

I'll be watching with a beer in hand later! 

[Taffin]

No spoilers, dang it!

I'll be watching with a beer in hand later! 

Oops!  Sorry

🤐

[Coach is Back!]

“I was endorsed by the Border Patrol ”

The Border Patrol -