Brothers and sisters,
It is after a tranquil period of meditation under the light of Allah's love that I acknowledge I have committed the gravest sin in trolling: I have trolled myself. I fell too deep into the game. I became radicalized. Lines were blurred, I lost all sense of reality, and I allowed myself to be fatally irritated by a gammy little gimp RETARD who I would genuinely
love to kill.
There can be no coming back from this.
I have thought long and hard about this, I have carried out the Salat al-Tawbah in atonement of my error, and as my last post I now want you all to witness my final, heroic act of jihad. I am, of course, doing the world a favor and taking the pathologically lying, boundlessly ignorant, physically and mentally stunted, yarmulke-wearing, fat little goblin with me.
Think of me fondly. See you on the flip side, nikkas.
ALLAHUUU AKBARRRRRR!!!!
