ASMR videos are incredibly weird. If I had a son and I discovered he was making ASMR videos, I'd probably shoot him.
I get occasional tinnitus and was looking to drown it out at night. It was some guy I accidentally clicked on. Fucking thing was disgusting! I was horrified.
Day 13 of hotel quarantine and I am horrified by my twinkish reflection in the mirror. I have successfully dismissed all attempts to initiate conversation from the mutant expats, though. I am now changing my focus in life and giving myself ten years to become a millionaire. Once that is achieved, I'll become a recluse, run a mastiff rescue, and spend all day looking at The Biggest Gallery of Natural College Chicks.
Listening to Hall & Oates.
Maneater?
I do love a good can of wine.
A bottle is better.
Is there anything more enjoyable than shining one's shoes while listening to a podcast? I doubt it!
Listening to Ella Fitzgerald and pondering my mortality. I suppose if I could choose my death, being taken out by firing squad would be rather cool.
Listening to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald makes me think of my mortality.
Margot Robbie is so stunningly beautiful that I want to smash my penis with a mallet and disembowel myself every time I look at her.
Absolutely. It's the frustration that arises from knowing I can't that makes me want to tear myself limb from limb.
haha, that sounds horrendous. I feel like I've inadvertently degraded the cultured spirit of this thread with too much sex talk. I need to get things back on track and focus on more innocent topics such as Down's syndrome and formal footwear.
Speaking of footwear, go to the sex board and I've got my sexy feet tumblr blog listed.
Exciting stuff: I'm moving back to the Middle East! Can't wait to eat nothing but bread and beans and look like shit.
They've got their priorities in order .
Word on the street is they're big on gender-neutral bathrooms, too. I just hope they preserve man-love Thursday.
