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Typical conversation in my place,

dad-"I got that Arnold Palmer ice tea you like so much''
me-"huh?,there's only been Neste ice tea in the fridge since you've been here"
dad-"oh,I thought you liked the Arnold Palmer stuff"
me-"no,maybe you like it"
dad-"no,it wasn't for me"
me-

...followed by hearing the the top open,poured,then my dad say"aaahhh this Arnold Palmer ice tea is great".

CalvinH · « **Reply #60 on:** December 04, 2012, 01:07:35 PM »

Dad-"I bought you some bagels"
me-"when have you ever seen me eat a bagel?"
dad-"I thought you liked bagels"
me-"I do but I hardly ever eat them unless I'm hungover on a weekend and I stop at Donut delight and buy a bacon egg and cheese on a bagel"
dad"oh"

...he bought 3 bagels on Sat,3 days 3 bagels gone

lulu · « **Reply #61 on:** December 04, 2012, 01:15:31 PM »

you aren't buying things he likes

obviously you are a rotten kid

CalvinH · « **Reply #62 on:** December 04, 2012, 01:29:53 PM »

Dad-"you know the eletrical bill is so high because when you do the laundry you put to much in the washer and dryer"
me-"no,the reason the electrical bill is over $100.00 higher this month is because you leave every fucking light in the place on.in fact your here in the livingroom with me but your bedroom light is on and you just came out of the kitchen and you left that light on also"

lulu · « **Reply #63 on:** December 04, 2012, 02:02:20 PM »

$25 a week

so what it's not that much and you're going to regret making him feel bad

it was a disaster that caused him to NEED SHELTER

Myrtle Beach condo is his right ?

Fury · « **Reply #64 on:** December 04, 2012, 05:58:59 PM »

Clavin is a bad person.

CalvinH · « **Reply #65 on:** December 05, 2012, 06:06:14 AM »

Quote from: lulu on December 04, 2012, 02:02:20 PM

$25 a week

so what it's not that much and you're going to regret making him feel bad

it was a disaster that caused him to NEED SHELTER

Myrtle Beach condo is his right ?

He's paying his part of the bill

and yes it's his condo in Myrtle...last time I went I bought 2 flat screens for the spare bedrooms.I also bought all kinds of beach stuff, like towels,chairs,and cups.

chaos · « **Reply #66 on:** December 05, 2012, 06:58:29 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on December 05, 2012, 06:06:14 AM

He's paying his part of the bill

and yes it's his condo in Myrtle...last time I went I bought 2 flat screens for the spare bedrooms.I also bought all kinds of beach stuff, like towels,chairs,and cups.

Trying to buy your dads love......how sad.

You guys need a Genetervention.

CalvinH · « **Reply #67 on:** December 05, 2012, 07:01:46 AM »

Quote from: chaos on December 05, 2012, 06:58:29 AM

Trying to buy your dads love......how sad.

You guys need a Genetervention.

Not trying to buy his love.

...only charged me for the cleaners so I wanted to take care of him someway

lulu · « **Reply #68 on:** December 05, 2012, 07:04:33 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on December 05, 2012, 06:06:14 AM

He's paying his part of the bill

and yes it's his condo in Myrtle...last time I went I bought 2 flat screens for the spare bedrooms.I also bought all kinds of beach stuff, like towels,chairs,and cups.

then he can leave a light on if he's paying !

you can buy all that but can't buy Arnold Palmer tea and bagels that he likes to eat and drink

you're not being nice to him at all

I bet he gave you great bikes and toys all the while you were growing up for YEARS

but while his home is in SHAMBLES from a DISASTER you want to be cranky

CalvinH · « **Reply #69 on:** December 05, 2012, 07:18:27 AM »

Quote from: lulu on December 05, 2012, 07:04:33 AM

then he can leave a light on if he's paying !

you can buy all that but can't buy Arnold Palmer tea and bagels that he likes to eat and drink

you're not being nice to him at all

I bet he gave you great bikes and toys all the while you were growing up for YEARS

but while his home is in SHAMBLES from a DISASTER you want to be cranky

I don't eat at home if he's there or not.

parents were divorced and I only saw him once a week and he would take us to my granparents so they coud feed me.

yes he can leave the lights on now that he's paying.

lulu · « **Reply #70 on:** December 05, 2012, 07:36:50 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on December 05, 2012, 07:18:27 AM

I don't eat at home if he's there or not.

parents were divorced and I only saw him once a week and he would take us to my granparents so they coud feed me.

yes he can leave the lights on now that he's paying.

you can still be nicer

you : Hi Dad how was your day ?

Dad: Hi son it was good thanks how was yours ?

you : The traffic sucked but work was alright

Dad : Well I hope the holidays don't make the traffic worse son

etc. , etc.

chaos · « **Reply #71 on:** December 05, 2012, 09:26:21 AM »

Quote from: lulu on December 05, 2012, 07:36:50 AM

you can still be nicer

you : Hi Dad how was your day ?

Dad: Hi son it was good thanks how was yours ?

you : The traffic sucked but work was alright

Dad : Well I hope the holidays don't make the traffic worse son

etc. , etc.

WTF is this Mayberry shit??

Grape Ape · « **Reply #72 on:** December 05, 2012, 09:52:55 AM »

Quote from: chaos on December 05, 2012, 09:26:21 AM

WTF is this Mayberry shit??

True, but he has a point:

Father: Look at those bagels. Perahps my son might enjoy those. I'll get a few.
Father: "I got some bagels if you like"
Calvin: "How could you!? Don't you understand all the intricacies and nuances that surround my diet? Fuck off"

lulu · « **Reply #73 on:** December 05, 2012, 10:41:30 AM »

Quote from: chaos on December 05, 2012, 09:26:21 AM

WTF is this Mayberry shit??

lol

CalvinH · « **Reply #74 on:** December 05, 2012, 11:34:49 AM »

Quote from: lulu on December 05, 2012, 07:36:50 AM

you can still be nicer

you : Hi Dad how was your day ?

Dad: Hi son it was good thanks how was yours ?

you : The traffic sucked but work was alright

Dad : Well I hope the holidays don't make the traffic worse son

etc. , etc.

That how it goes when I walk in after the gym at night