btw, I read the original quote and I can see what JCVD was doing
he was looking for a "gay" like every modern man has
many of us happening metropolitan men have a "gay" of our own to tell us what to do with our hair, wax our eyebrows and other things. I, for instance, have one (not including my hair stylist)
he wasn't looking to fuck him; just interviewing him for the position
"the position" not being "doggystyle", btw