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Brixtonbulldog

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What do you have to brag about?
« on: June 15, 2009, 11:10:21 PM »
Honestly.. I never brag about anything so I figure, why not?


1. Fun, exciting job
2. Decent body
3. Hot girlfriend
4. Good in the sack
5. Good with money
6. Great health
7. Great family
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kiwiol

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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2009, 02:34:19 AM »
Your mom.
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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2009, 04:23:56 AM »
Nothing+Nothing.
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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2009, 05:27:11 AM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on June 15, 2009, 11:10:21 PM
Honestly.. I never brag about anything so I figure, why not?


1. Fun, exciting job
2. Decent body
3. Hot girlfriend
4. Good in the sack
5. Good with money
6. Great health
7. Great family

Nice that your family and health are last on the list.
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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2009, 06:19:17 AM »
Thats just wonderfull!!!!!!!!!
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Brixtonbulldog

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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2009, 06:31:00 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on June 16, 2009, 05:27:11 AM
Nice that your family and health are last on the list.

It's not ordered by importance, vagina face :P
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Havenbull

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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2009, 08:31:52 PM »
BRIXTONBULLDYYYYKKKKKE !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2009, 09:38:44 PM »
Quote from: Havenbull on June 16, 2009, 08:31:52 PM
BRIXTONBULLDYYYYKKKKKE !!!!!!!!!!!!

oh christ.. lol
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kiwiol

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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2009, 10:25:41 PM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on June 16, 2009, 09:38:44 PM
oh christ.. lol

Havenbull and I co-own your mom.
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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2009, 08:53:34 AM »
Quote from: kiwiol on June 16, 2009, 10:25:41 PM
Havenbull and I co-own your mom.

Unfortunately my mom is now just a feeble liability.  Your sister, however, is out on the street making me money as we speak ;D
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BFP

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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2009, 11:04:58 AM »
I have a huge penis.
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Brixtonbulldog

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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2009, 12:32:17 PM »
Quote from: BFP on June 17, 2009, 11:04:58 AM
I have a huge penis.

I was waiting for one of these bozos.  Exactly what constitutes "huge" ?
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kiwiol

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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2009, 04:26:39 PM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on June 17, 2009, 08:53:34 AM
Unfortunately my mom is now just a feeble liability.  Your sister, however, is out on the street making me money as we speak ;D

Your mom told me that you constantly lift up your skirt and ask her, "Mommy, why am I both a boy and a girl?"

Is this true ???
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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2009, 08:51:11 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on June 17, 2009, 04:26:39 PM
Your mom told me that you constantly lift up your skirt and ask her, "Mommy, why am I both a boy and a girl?"

Is this true ???

I'm sure you hear a lot of things sleeping with a mental patient.  I know it's hard getting laid considering your "condition" but resorting to psych wards isn't healthy.  And neither is fantasies about little boys in dresses.  ;D
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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2009, 09:15:34 PM »
What do you have to brag about?
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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2009, 09:29:24 PM »
Quote from: webcke on June 17, 2009, 09:15:34 PM
What do you have to brag about?
BitesonButtplugs is bragging about how kiwiol and Havenbull co-own his mom, haven't you read the thread?
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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2009, 11:46:12 PM »
Quote from: chaos on June 17, 2009, 09:29:24 PM
BitesonButtplugs is bragging about how kiwiol and Havenbull co-own his mom, haven't you read the thread?

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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2009, 12:57:32 AM »
I licked my wife's sphincter clean tonight. She was so drunk she didn't notice, and didn't slap me for it.
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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2009, 03:55:30 AM »
Quote from: chaos on June 17, 2009, 09:29:24 PM
BitesonButtplugs is bragging about how kiwiol and Havenbull co-own his mom, haven't you read the thread?

HAHA !!
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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2009, 01:52:15 PM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on June 17, 2009, 12:32:17 PM
I was waiting for one of these bozos.  Exactly what constitutes "huge" ?

The resulting stretch marks around your sisters mouth and anus.
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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2009, 02:21:03 PM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on June 15, 2009, 11:10:21 PM
Honestly.. I never brag about anything so I figure, why not?


1. Fun, exciting job
2. Decent body
3. Hot girlfriend
4. Good in the sack
5. Good with money
6. Great health
7. Great family
Don't forget a wicked back tat, "Danimal" ;D
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Brixtonbulldog

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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2009, 02:41:00 PM »
Quote from: BFP on June 18, 2009, 01:52:15 PM
The resulting stretch marks around your sisters mouth and anus.

I don't have a sister but I have a cross-dressing brother..  Not exactly something I would be bragging about "playa." ;D
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Havenbull

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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2009, 05:57:25 PM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on June 18, 2009, 02:41:00 PM
I don't have a sister but I have a cross-dressing brother..  Not exactly something I would be bragging about "playa." ;D

Show us your tat, "big man"
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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2009, 06:34:56 PM »
Quote from: Havenbull on June 18, 2009, 05:57:25 PM
Show us your tat, "big man"
BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!


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Re: What do you have to brag about?
« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2009, 06:50:46 PM »
Quote from: SS on June 18, 2009, 06:34:56 PM
BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!



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