floppy cock

[residue]

def not...after she left, i went to my computer to jerk one out to my favorite porn starlet aletta ocean...her asshole can cure any man's worst pains.. her pucker is truly a blend of mystical pleasure with a touch of forbidden fruits of love that can make your life change instantly...could rub one out to her every day....

there after i went to the strip club later than night....

so you're not gay because you couldn't get hard with a real woman but starting at something andrognous like a butthole and a man's hard calloused hand got you off..

but you're not gay

[Overload]

so you're not gay because you couldn't get hard with a real woman but starting at something andrognous like a butthole and a man's hard calloused hand got you off..

but you're not gay

He's one of those "guys" who can only get off when there is a stiff cock in the porn scene.

[Princess L]

Junior asked for this to be posted.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Mogulgangi,

It's Uncle Joon here. I was lurking your "floopy cock" thread and thought I'd reply. I feel you have made some elementary school boy  errors in the situation you faced with the young lady in question. I am hoping this post will rectify your mistakes for the future.

I gave you some excellent advice in the past, specifically with regards to wooing women from Seeking Arrangements and Sugardaddie websites for free which went down well so here is another reply on this subject.

It's a known fact that I have slept with well over 3000 women in my life, it's not something I am proud of, it's not something I regret either....it simply is what it is.... a statement of fact from a serial long life hardened sex addict with a serious sex addiction for many years.

Many people have often asked me "How do you do it Joon?" "How do you sleep with so many women etc"....and trust me the intention of this post is not to brag about my accomplishments (often I wish I had more meaningful relationships as a matter of fact) ......but to highlight something which if you learn to understand properly will forever turn you into an insane fucking machine that 90% of women cannot resist most of the time.

Now I will be the first to admit, I am not the best looking guy in the world, I don't have a killer body like some of the studs on GB, and many people think that I can simply get pussy because I am wealthy! I will admit that to a certain extent wealth helps, especially if you have a nice apartment, nice car and dress smart.....but THIS IS NOT AT ALL THE REAL reason I get so much pussy...

The reason I get so much pussy is BECAUSE I am a fucking master psychologist who understands the female mind and body and I am an extraordinary salesman full of wit, charm and charisma....who can get most people to do what he wants almost like with hypnotic effect.

Not only have I made it an art form to be COMPLETELY in tune with the female body, but I have learned over the years to understand female psychology often subconscious to an absolute T and I am a master of turning a woman weakness into my strength and capitalizing it.

The girl in question wanted to feel the moment of passion with you RIGHT THEN and THERE, completely on the spot. She NEEDED to be penetrated right there and there ON THE SPOT. Your limp dick completely fucked up her vibe and it is easily understandable why it would. IT HAD to be right then and there in her mind and you couldn't deliver it which in her mind means you are not attracted to her, simple as that. How illogical, unfair, ridiculous afterthought you want to put on it will NEVER change HER FEELING in THAT MOMENT.

Here is where you fucked up. Instead of thinking about your cock not getting hard and faffing around playing with it (which only makes it worse) you IMMEDIATELY should have recognized the situation needed to start penetrating her with your FINGERS without a seconds delay. The girl would not have care if she was being penetrated by your finger, your cock, a dildo or a beer bottle, the point is it HAD to be in the moment she was feeling it...SHE NEEDED to be penetrated.

No matter how limp or small your cock is etc, YOU CAN ALWAYS immediately get a girl off by fingering her.

Not many guys know how to finger properly either. Don't just go in an out like a jack in a box with straight fingers.

Make a slight curve like an arrow and push it in and up in a firm, rhythmical and SLOW fashion and BUILD IT UP. Too many guys fuck up by going to fast to early and not building it up or putting correct amount of pressure on her clit which you should know how to  rub while simultaneously finger her with arched fingers.

I have made girls orgasm with seconds just by fingering them PROPERLY.

And once you do, the girl will relax and she will melt in your hands to do whatever you want with for the rest of the session.

Key is to make her cum first and quickly.......often using fingers or oral.......since most girls find it hard to cum from penetration alone...then once you do she is all yours to do what you want with.

Remember! Fingers are often underused in a mans Arsenal of sexual weaponry and something most girls absolutely love.

[_aj_]

Another thread hijacked by Joon's braggadocio.

[HTexan]

Rich, Brit, fit, and hung. Must get mad pussy.

[jon cole]

You banged her in your police car?

No, but she's a cop like me.

[Primemuscle]

I'm sure every guy here appreciates Joon's knowledge and extensive experience with women.  Tell us again why you pay for sex with prostitutes, since by your comments here, women are falling all over themselves to get a piece of you.

[TestDummy]

she didn't let me it was so weird she just pretty much said get it upright now or I'm going to leave within 20 seconds she was gone didn't let me play with her and let me start some foreplay and my confidence was played after the event but I realize that it wasn't my fault it was hers she's just a crazy psycho

What a bitch

[HTexan]

What a bitch

She is a bitch for wanting a hard cock and not a limpy micro penis?  You know how sex works right? 

[Primemuscle]

I remember the "good old days" when my dick would get hard for absolutely no reason. Just the mention of something sexy would set it to growing. At 70 years of age, with my prostate removed and who knows what else, I feel lucky on those rare occasions when it does work without the need for ED meds.

Keep that woman away from me. With her attitude, she'd be waiting until the cows came home before I'd get hard for her.

[240 is Back]

more fiber, less gluten.   i'm serious here.

[Primemuscle]

more fiber, less gluten.   i'm serious here.

You are definitely right about the fiber. I realized today that the only meal where I had fiber was dinner. Time to haul out the Shredded wheat for breakfast and salads with fruit for lunch. Lunch today was a bowl of corn chips dipped in guacamole. I probably ate the equivalent of two avocados. It was a whole package of Wholly Guacamole that's got 8 servings in it.

Thing is, my libido is the shits these days. You gotta get turned on before you can get it on or up as the case may be. Anyway who wants to get fucked by a 70 year old, unless you're paying them and I've never gone that route and hope I never do.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Rich, Brit, fit, and hung. Must get mad pussy.

I hope Army of One doesn't have a heart attack when he sees this.